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German Automotive Technical Terms

I think this may be as old as the internet itself, but it still makes me laugh ’til I pee.

INDICATORS ….. Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken
SPEEDOMETER ….. Der Egobooster
PUNCTURE ….. Die Phatte mit Bludyfucken
LEARNER ….. Die Twaten mit Elplatt
ESTATE CAR ….. Die Bagsromm fur Shagginkinauto
WINDSCREEN WIPER ….. Die Fippenflappenschittenspredden 
FOOT BRAKE ….. Der Edbangenonvindskreen stoppenquik
BREATHALYSER ….. Die Puffintem fur Pistenarsen
SEAT BELT ….. Der Klunkenklicken Frauleintrapper
HEADLIGHTS ….. Das Dippendontdazzle ubastud
FOG WARNING ….. Die Puttenfuttendownen Fukit
HIGHWAY CODE ….. Der Wipen fur Arsen
TIRES ….. Phlattfarts
TRAFFIC JAM ….. Der Bluddinfukkin damnundblasten
BACKFIRE ….. Der Lowdenbangen mekkenme Fuckenjumpen
JUGGERNAUT ….. Der Fukkengret trucken
ACCIDENT ….. Der Bleedinmess
NEAR ACCIDENT ….. Der Bleeden neer schittenselfen
CYCLIST ….. Pedalpushen pilloken

4 Comments

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    Psykosity

    We musicians have similar phrases. For instance, a guitar amp is known as an “earshipplittenloudenboomer”.
    LMFAO!

  2. Modesty Fiona Blaise
    Modesty Fiona Blaise

    This made me feel like I could almost speak German, but the “Blinkenleiten tickentocken” had me in snickering…I’m taking this with me when the Benz needs a tune up…

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