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A southernfried Sicilian; old enough to know better but not old enough to give a shit. She draws and manipulates photos, drinks beer, has a blue cloud of obscenities over her head, and frequently has the munchies.


Modesty Fiona Blaise was born in Notting Hill, London. At the age of 14, she became a muse for Mary Quant and Vidal Sassoon, gave diet tips to Twiggy, and bounced back and forth between being a Mod and a Rocker to the point she was known as "Moddy Rocker." After that, she became a magician's assistant, until the tragic incident with the saw.


Devastatingly handsome, Genius. Modest. Polite. Early '50s model East TN hillbilly. Identical Twin.


Husband, Father, Musician (Guitarist), Composer, Producer, Writer, former Ordained Minister. Has the distinction of being banned for life from a major American University for 'accidentally" peeing on the Dean of Music's head. Hobbies include collecting the pocket lint of the rich and famous, foraging with wolves in the forest, and fishing for catfish with his teeth.


George (Wildman) Palczynski is a student of Life without certificate, degree or expertise. Knows a little about most everything but not everything about any one thing - which makes him generally smart but particularly stupid.